Jake

Jakes are normally better then Riley’s.

Jake is better

by Potgeyt May 6, 2021

Jake Phase

playing with people's hearts and pimping everyone u see and forgetting the words loyalty and soulmate.

"I have so many hoes, all these girls think I want them but I really dont LOL" I said, "this Jake Phase is not it"

by definition mf June 9, 2021

Jake

Jake is a racist human being. He is rude, discriminative, and only likes straight, conservative, and rich people. He thinks that being transgender is a mental illness and he hates all first nations and thinks that all they do is complain.

First Nation: Hey look, it's racist Jake!!
Other First Nation: Run, he is going to verbally abuse us!!

by Gay Bobo February 26, 2020

Jake

The sexiest, most wonderful man in the world. Encouraging and understanding and supportive. So funny and kind. The best partner a person could've ever asked for. If you have him, you're the luckiest mf in the whole world. But if you try to touch his butthole, he'll clench his cheeks so tight your fingers might fall off. Try anyways.

P1: "I tried to touch Jake's butthole and lost 2 fingers.."
P2: "Try again"

by BlobbyBoobie July 4, 2025

Jaking It

To engage in idle contemplation while others observe, often leading to excessive self-doubt and repeating the cycle.

Your turn is taking forever. Stop Jaking it and get on with it already.

Jake's Jaking it again.

by Koochman April 14, 2025

Jake

Jake is the best boy you can face. You will be friends in quite a few days or if a girl, fall in love with him. He's very talented! He's an artist and a musician. Jake probably plays piano. He's cool, atlethic, muscular and likes perfection. Jake is never angry and always solves problems.

Boy 1: I wish I was a Jake.
Girl: Imagine he was with me.
boy 1: He's to cool!

by Cookie.moster123 March 24, 2021

Jake

Jake is super cool and any day of the week will beat mrs.sayers in a rap battle

Mrs.sayers: yr really good at battling
Jake:i know

by Super cool dood rood October 14, 2019