potato rocks

potato rocks are potatoes that look like rocks people mistake them for rocks and refuse to eat them causing the middle age housewife to lose her mind and scream "MY POTATOES AREN'T ROCKS YOU MORON NEVER COME HERE AGAIN. I HATE YOU!!! "
yeah...there really that influential in society so look out for potato rocks I assure u that u will find them EVERYWHERE!!!

potato rocks fucking up society since the beginning of time

by joeisking2022 January 9, 2022

potatoism

Potatoism is the newest religion which originates somewhere in Tajikistani mountains, not sure tbh
It focuses on uniting all people that had ever eaten atleast 2 potatoes (idgaf how we will count that shit)

Gay 1 : hey bro have u seen this new shit called potatoism?
Gay 2 : how dare you insult the almighty potatoism religion you penishead

by TheWok January 14, 2022

Potat Oui

A form of greeting between potatos

Potat Oui fellow potato

by antopod85 January 16, 2022

potatohead52

simp for doja cat ;)

potatohead52 is my favorite tiktoker

by urmomsfavgay January 18, 2022

potato

someone who is superior

person 1: aye you alright mate
person 2:i’m alright how are you my potato

by 09084 January 19, 2022

potato salad

when you carve a hole in a potato and nut into it before putting it in a girl and fucking her brains out

" ay man did you hit last night"
"yeah i gave her the old potato salad"

by anonymous January 28, 2022

potaters

a hilly billys way of saying potatos

can you buy me sum potaters for the cook out

by soapcuzusmell January 30, 2022