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ego punch

Ego punch is like a punch to the dick or tit, but to your ego. Hurts like a sumbitch!!
Chester is the man, always dressed to kill! Although he never quite recovered from that ego punch when he was savagely roasted for wearing fake Yeezy's.
by Kaypeedubya June 22, 2017
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Whore punch

A test for STD's not HIV/AIDS, a long q-tip looking thing is pushed up the hole at the tip of your penis and moved around, hurts alot, much like being punched in the stomach.
I banged a hooker, I have to go get whore punched now.

Jack-"Dude did you see that girl I slept with?"
James-"Yeah you might have something"
Jack-"NO, I don't wanna get whore punched to find out, I'd rather not know"
by Tyler J a February 23, 2009
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Five Finger Death Punch

When a person soaks their fingers in the spiciest sauce they can find,then proceed to put all five soaked fingers in an orifice of the said person's partner.
Guy 1: yo, why are your fingers reddish?
Guy 2: my boyfriend wanted a "Five Finger Death Punch"
Guy 1: Jesus, Is he okay!
by Hamsir October 8, 2022
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Punched in the face

Did Emma get punched in the face!? Ha! Is there a video of that!?
Hym "When did you get punched in the face!? What did you say immediately before getting punched in the face?"
by Hym Iam July 3, 2024
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wank punch

Hitting someone in a manner of which one wanks
Thw man hit so soft, like he was wank punching. Almost seems he was enjoying to much to get hit harder.
by litreb July 15, 2024
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Punching the Reactor Core

Deeply and vigorously penetrating the sphincter of a organism to the degree where it has lost the ability to function succesfully.
Police - "How did you escape for that petophile young man?"
Young Man - "I started punching the reactor core as hard as I could."
Police - "Good job lad!"
by Dante Al Dante October 8, 2008
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