Call the guy

During a less than felt after work activity, or function or a rather bland day where you figuretively phone the chow or party favor guy. Or respectively "making a night of it" with full send.

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Dude 1: let's just grab a drink after work, we've had a long day.

Dude 2: I'm down, but I can't get crazy I got a fucking big day tomorrow.

**Takes 1 sip**

Dude 1: bro so many hot girls here, what do you wanna do?

Dude 2: you're not lying. Let's fuck shit up, call the guy
by 6 bohrillion December 05, 2018
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Something a person/people in a relationship do that is so unironically adorable and romantic that it’s almost like they’re calling you out for being a single loser in multiple different ways without ever directly addressing you.
Person 1: “I saw this couple walking down the sidewalk last night and the guy gave his girlfriend his jacket to put over her head so she wouldn’t get wet when it started to rain.”

Person 2: “Damn, that’s so cute.”

Person 1: “I know! This called me single in every language fr.”
by Anonymous Dictionary Editor August 20, 2023
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Calling all bros

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Usually someone utterly, totally useless, but can be applied to inanimate objects. Lacking any empowerment, thus going so far as to be inactively obstructive.
Etymology: in the UK a number of large companies operate call-centres. When one attempts to call these to complain, the usual response from the responder (the call-centre operative) is feigned interest in the issue, involving lengthy explanations, then the final response is that they cannot authorise the issue in question as due to lack of authority. The issues can be of any magnitude. When asked to be passed to a manager, they claim the manager is unavailable and will call back (this is the inactive-obstructive part). This never occurs, so one calls again. The situation recurses.
c.f. "chocolate teapot"
I attempted to wipe my arse with some own-brand toilet paper, after wiping the paper looked clean but the disgusting skiddies in my kecks later showed it was as useless as a call-centre operative.
by monsieur_tm December 30, 2013
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David-“Why golly gee wilikers, it’s snowing outside!”

Geoff-“David please help I’m having a stroke please call someone
by StarchDisks December 07, 2022
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special call

when two people have spicy time over call or video call, also called phone sex.
person 1: damn man, i haven’t had a special call in weeks, im DYING
person 2: i? Okay
by -aishite- May 24, 2022
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