Muffinitus

A disease that is caused by consuming too many muffins, it is now most common among high-schoolers who eat muffins as a quick and easy meal. Once an excessive ammount of muffins has been consumed, dependency eventually becomes the disease Muffinitus. Once Muffinitus is contracted, it is necessary to think of muffins on a regular basis and consume at least 2 per week. If you don't, the following things can and probably will happen.
1. Withdrawl symptoms
2. Hunger
3. Death.

Gibson-"So how about, since I've been eating muffins like every day, I developed Muffinitus. Now I have to get Muffin extract injected through an IV constantly!"
Lorelie"Oh wow, that's bitchin'"

Muffinitus by Brandon Burch, PH.D June 23, 2007

muffincheese 

1.a word used to describe anger

2.when a muffin is fully matured, it starts to secreet cheese(mold)

1.oh muffincheese, i dropped the cake!

2. ahhhh, there is muffincheese in my pocket!!

muffincheese by firetruckwithamustache February 13, 2010

Muffinsaurus 

A dinosaur made out of muffin.

Usually meaning fuck me in dinosaur

oh yeah. Muffinsaurus

Muffinsaurus by ducks123 September 9, 2010

Muffincopter 

When a girl eats a muffin, and you swirl your cock in a helicopter motion while finishing on her face

I gave that chick a muffincopter last night. Some got in her eyes.

Muffincopter by Girriod February 28, 2011

Muffining 

The act of eating your girls muffin until you almost cum and stick a muffin in her and then use a mixer one her vag and then after make her call you a baker

He muffining so hard last night that Donald trump came to check on them

Muffining by Robloxian penis October 2, 2019

Scortch Muffinz 

After eating spicy foreign food, your butthole will burn when you do #2. Scortch Muffinz is a descriptive word describing this.

After eating spicy indian food, Jonny had some bad scortch muffinz.

Scortch Muffinz by c0maVT January 5, 2010

tuff muffins 

Imaginary muffins eaten by a person to make them feel strong, so they can talk shit from a distance which is safe from retaliation. Such as over the phone, or once you are in handcuffs in the back of a police car, and they are not.

Also known as "gangsta cookies".

You- "Man, you're lucky I dont beat your ass right now, punk!"

Me- "Who are you talkin to?"

You- "That guy who was kickin to Sally at the party. He just called my phone!"

Me- "He's a cagefighter. You know that right?"

You- "Yeah. So what?! He's lucky he aint here right now."

Me- "What did you eat for breakfast? Tuff muffins?"

tuff muffins by sam skrambel February 6, 2010