Michael Vick

A man who is the greatest running quarterback in NFL history

A man who paved the way for Lamar Jackson Kyler Murray and more

A man media still tries to bring down because he was able to turn his life around in their angry at it

And of course a man who was known for his awesome running ability People say that he was a terrible passer And what not but he actually had a cannon for an arm and could pass pretty well and also was The greatest mobile quarterback of all time and was also the biggest cheat code in Madden 2004 that everybody used to use to destroy your cousins brothers etc

"Michael Vick is a walking time bomb"

by GoatedDynamite June 29, 2021

Michael Connolly

Well known author of detective/police procedural novels. Most of his novels are set in Los Angeles and are centered on his primary character harry(hieronymus) bosch. He wrote the novel "Lincoln lawyer" upon which the movie of the same name is based.starring matthew mcconaughey. Connolly does not get bogged down with police shop talk and he makes the payoff well worth the read!

Michael Connolly is at the top of his game when it comes to detective fiction.

by 4realazitgits March 22, 2021

Michael

He’s so cool and loves to play fortnite and is cracked at basketball and def pulls all the girls

Michael is so cracked at basketball he can 1v all the girls in his grade

by Asdfjalsdfjlkjdsafjka December 1, 2021

michael kirshenbaum

Best.

Teacher.

Ever.

Michael Kirshenbaum is cool

by solskyn June 16, 2017

michael jordan

basketball legend.

wow is that michael jordan ? the basketball legend.

by evenkjekkerud January 28, 2018

michaels boobies

The boobs on a female that are only for Michael. He get to see them whenever he wants, gets to grab them, and every once in a while he gets to take a nice nap on the most comfortable pillows in the world.

“Stop touching my boobies will, these are only for Michael, these are michaels boobies.”

by Idk if you can take it? June 28, 2022

Michael Pe-nis

Who Borat calls Mike Pence, the McDonald Trump's vice president, or vice pussygrabber.

Borat Segdiyev: Michael Pe-nis, Michael Pe-nis, I have a girl for you

by Viscount Druitt August 5, 2022