Jacob

The happiest guy on Earth...

Me: "Hello Jacob, you seem happy today*

*Jacob in a disgruntled voice*: "I'm always happy!"

(Jacob uses a disgruntled face and voice to fool people into thinking he's not happy when he actually is...)

by Jack Spank9049 July 15, 2024

Jacob Arnold

A hilarious name to have. This guy is a die-hard band kid that will do everything in his power to dick ride the section director. This guy probably has a serious addiction to Fc24, in the mindset where if he's not first, he's last. He probably has a crush on someone who got botox on both asscheeks and fantasizes about them.

That guy is very angry. He must be a Jacob Arnold!

by nickerballz August 8, 2024

Jacob It

The action of leaving a social gathering to go home and take a shit, specifically on a Thursday.

“Thursday night beers! Where’s Kyle gone?”
“He went to Jacob it!”

by AZTECISLOST August 12, 2024

Jacob Wynn

This character is usually a short guy with oily skin, raccoon eyes and stringy hair. Lacks ambition and steals peoples personalities to portray as his own. Usually downlow but uses women as his beard because he has not accepted himself yet. He leeches onto women, leads them away from their loved ones, secludes them and drains them of their assets. Very manipulative and narcissistic behaviors.

Jacob Wynn is a character from a book written about women surviving college.

by callforsafety December 11, 2024

Jacobin effect

when a community made by and for a specific group starts to persecute anyone, even those in the community, that doesn't agree with them 100%.

originates from the French revolution after which the Jacobin group who usurped the king started to execute their own members who weren't 100% loyal to the revolution which eventually lead to a counter revolution.

Person 1: hey maybe we shouldn't hate everyone outside our group

Person 2: blasphemy!

Person 1: literal Jacobin effect

by PublicNuisance December 12, 2024

Jacob

A hot ass guy who will always make you blush and look like Bob the tomato. He's sweet and funny as hell but very dirty minded and makes a lot of dark jokes. He may seem dorky but he's a total freak in the sheets. He's a total chad and even though he thinks he's mid, he's literally the finest man you'll ever meet.

Woah did you see Jacob in those grey sweatpants? He sure ruffles my feathers and makes my loins loin!!!

by blanketsheetsdick December 12, 2024

jacomba

A pretty soul, helpful and caring human

says what ever that comes to her mind which makes her honest

A brutal honest person who doesn’t lie to a person

If something is wrong Jacomba/Jacumba with let you know
The name comes from the West African Senegal and Gambia

Do you know Jacomba

The pretty girl

by Dictionary for all names December 15, 2024