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meat jacks

When a man thrusts his hips in such a way that his penis flops up and down, sometimes other people are hit by the meat (often caught by suprise).
When we got back from the concert two guys performed meat jacks on Neil, you should have seen the look on his face.
by Bush Hog July 17, 2011
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Jack Olsen

A person who laughs at every thing that is said in a conversation just to get attention. Someone who hooks up with bisexual chicks and cuts all their hair off.
That douche over there is being such a Jack Olsen.
by Kala Christian May 13, 2018
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Jack and Jill

A "comedy" movie so horrendously awful, that (unless you're a rabid, and I mean RABID Adam Sandler fan) you'll want to hang yourself about 30 minutes in. It basically stars Adam Sandler and Adam Sandler in drag, and what follows in 90 minutes of brain melting, eye gouging cinematic regurgitation.

How bad is it you ask? Well, consider this. This movie was one of the films featured at the 2012 Razzie Awards...it won EVERY SINGLE GOD DAMN AWARD.......that's how bad it is
I'd rather remove my tonsils with a pair of nail clippers then watch Jack and Jill
by Metallicajunkie October 16, 2018
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Jack Sandwich

A sandwich, made of ass and poo. From a Jack Chick parody strip.
We forced him to eat a Jack Sandwich after he screwed up.
by robert j smith February 3, 2008
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jack the dog

An annoying smelly mut who wants to be loved. With amazing eyes and a great energy
John: wow jack the dog is very smelly today

Ken: hey John he can’t help it
by Janlov January 12, 2018
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Jack booting

Jack booting is a derogatory term used to describe a system, usually a government, that utilizes force (police or otherwise) to coerce people into compliance.
"I can't stand democracy, you have to pay taxes, and if you don't get arrested! that's jack booting!"

"People should just do whatever they want, no one should be jackbooted into compliance!"
by ragswolf February 25, 2019
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dick-jacked

To interrupt a male with conversation while he is at the urinal.
I was taking a leak and Dave wanted to talk about the Thompson account.

Man, you were dick-jacked.
by mr.ben August 7, 2006
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