Teg Head

A person who roams around the grim pastures of local inner city environments, wearing un-appealing jewelry i.e sovereigns, so called "bling!" also wearing trackies, sport wear, and rockport hiking boots. also wears designer caps at 75 degrees from their scalp! other names include: scallies, neds, chavs, ratboys, skanks, scavs, some of the female species wear hoop earrings that touch their shoulders and disgrace the name of Burberry, which is a beige tartan, they do this by buying all there hats and accesories in this pattern!

"look at those fuckin' Teg Ed's over there!"

"Woah that Teg hed must be well hard, he just picked that fag end off the floor and started smokin' it!"

by Mark Vernall July 22, 2004

bap head

part of head usually the back side, good for hitting.

When I do or say something wrong my girlfriend baps me in my head or gives me a bap head.

by Eddie Baker August 14, 2004

sinking head

A head that is the opposite of floating head because it is wider than it is long.

jordan has a sinking head.

by daniel May 26, 2004

gumby head

a person of african descent that has a hairstyle that is shaped like a ramp. These hairstyles were popular in the early 90's. M.C. Hammer had one. See also, Moon Cricket

Hey!,did you see that split lip, gumby head, kloglodite over there eatin' that chicken.

by funkmaster flemdog June 2, 2004

soaring head

A VERY elongated head and very narrow. The best type of head; highest on the social heirarchy of heads. Recent mutations have resulted in retardation in these noble ancestors; however, and very few pure-blooded soaring heads still exist that are healthy. Able to fly.

The last time I saw a soaring head was in the Floating head/Sinking head War of 1389, when the Soaring heads were used to sky-dive deep into the water and pick off a drowning head or two. Since then, soaring heads have become rare, but strangely, many ACTION STARS seem to be nearly soaring heads. Interesting...

by daniel June 17, 2004

badgers head

an ageing brunette lady that has began greying in the pubic area

I conclude that you have been lying about your age miss. While you were sleeping last night I broke into your house. On inspecting you're quim I deduced that you are over 40 as you have a badgers head - Sherlock Holmes

by mad dog February 25, 2004

Shower Head

When a woman uses different speeds, techniques, or head positions to make sure that all of the man's needs are met.

Guy 1: I didn't know Jason smoked.
Guy 2: He never has, but he did just get shower head.
Guy 1: Nice, that would make any guy want a cigarette.

by ChubbyPuppy May 29, 2011