after birds

Word-by-word literal translation of Polish idiomatic phrase "po ptokach", used to express the finality of a typically-unlucky event, i.e. something that can no longer be changed.

Steve: "Did you hear that Bill is going to confess to Ann today?"
Mark: "Too bad, it's after birds."
Steve: "Why?"
Mark: "Ann met some dude on Tinder yesterday, and they're planning to get married next week."

by natural_name January 21, 2021

Bird Boots

Bird boots form on the bottom of a birds feet after staying perched on the power lines in hot weather. The bird boots prevent the birds from being electrocuted by the power lines.

"The birds don't get electrocuted because their bird boots protect their feet!"

by RosieLeigh August 14, 2016

liquid bird

A bird of darkness, enemy of light.

The liquid bird didn't want anyone's lights on.

by The Original Agahnim November 24, 2021

Bird slurp

The liquid inside a woman's mouth that she forces inside your mouth when you're thirsty or parched.

I had no water left to drink when I shoved my pre-work out powder into my mouth. The girl next to me came over to shoot her shot but instead of a water bottle she grabbed my chin and tilted my head back and gave me all her bird slurp.

by September 10, 2022

Bird in the mouth and 2 in the bush

Verb. Licking a clit whilst inserting two fingers into a vagina that only has hair around the outer lips.

Last night I gave her the old Bird in the mouth and 2 in the bush.

by FLAKEBOY December 04, 2019

Bird Fooder

A container designed to be filled with bird seed to feed wild birds; A phrase commonly used by people of northern Ontario that the idjits in Fennlon Falls know nothing about

"Oh go fill up the bird fooder the chickadees are back"

by Birdfooders4lyfe April 02, 2017

Bird fucker

Someone who has absolutely nothing better to do and is so bored that anything would preferable to the current situation

Man I'm bored but Connor over there is a plain as day bird fucker

by The Nice Meme Truck February 07, 2018