Confuseytube 

When you don't know what shitty content to make.

Person 1: I've already used a kid with cancer for views, and I don't know what to do next.
Person 2: Sounds like your confuseytube'd.

Confuseytube by Danklord69420 July 29, 2018

confusingly clear 

How it feels when a Woman breaks up with you

She has made it confusingly clear that we are through.

confusingly clear by sheriff jon August 9, 2018

Confident Like Cosby 

A sure thing.

"Do you think it is going to work?"
"Yeah, confident like Cosby"

Confident Like Cosby by robdigital August 15, 2018

confustled 

another word for confused

Im confustled

confustled by baby girl !!!! August 16, 2018

confagurate 

To setup in the gayest way possible

Did you see that system? Elton John couldn't confagurate it any worse.

confagurate by wizzardude August 28, 2018

confundus cheese

DICK CHEESE but smells even worse and when chicks see it the get way wet.

Me: Hey yo ma wanna see some confundus cheese!!!!

Some chick: fuck yea lemme get soma dat!

confundus cheese by Dick cheese man August 28, 2018

Conformtable 

When you’re comfortable with conforming to society.

The amount of people in this world that are secretly conformtable is unsurprisingly surprising.

Conformtable by my_drippin_thoughts September 3, 2018