Eat children day

Yes today you get to eat your kids or siblings ect

Person 1: “hey hru?” Person 2: “CHOMP” person 1 “STOP BITING ME!” person 2: it’s national eat children day!! Person 2: “ugh ig it’s fine….”

by SᑎƐᗩҠY ĿĪᑎҠ ♡ April 16, 2025

Victorian Child

A child from the Victorian era, used for making a point that something is utterly ridiculous. This is in reference to the idea that if they were shown the thing in question, they’d be in utter shock and possibly have something like a conniption or a stroke.

“Did you hear about the situation with Vitaly?”
“I swear, if you showed that guy’s content to a Victorian child they would have a heart attack and die on the spot.”

by Scarfkat April 18, 2025

sock children

Jerking off into a sock. Usually done out of laziness, desperation, or lack of better options.

Roommate's gone for the weekend? Time to make some sock children.

by 8BallPaul May 14, 2025

Retarded Children

I mean, maybe not. Maybe it's not a either or thing. Maybe it's both.

Hym "Yeah, no, no evidence for you because you're being retarded children about your religion and if you're going to be retarded children then I'm not going to entertain the notion of convincing your of anything. Retarded children do what they are told. So, you do that."

by Hym Iam May 24, 2025

Jungle Child

Jungle children are children that live in the jungle.

Awhile ago I was working with a jungle child...
His name was Dende, he was a great inspiration for me.

by h_a_blue June 11, 2025

Aftermarket Child

A child where you are not the original owner but has a brought a higher quality of life to you like any aftermarket part to an item.

Hey Stu who’s that? “Oh that’s just my aftermarket child”

by thickness286 August 16, 2025

former child

A slang term akin to the Indonesian phrase "anak kemarin sore", referring to young adults who have little to no experience in navigating adult responsibilities. This term highlights the sense of immaturity or lack of preparedness for adult life.

Alex, at 25, often felt like a former child, struggling with everyday tasks that many of his peers had already mastered.

by Emotional Cruiser September 19, 2025