Man, you won't believe this, but my girl woke me up with sex, brought me breakfast in bed, and even folded my shirts for my business trip. She is such a cunt cookie.
by sj1 December 17, 2009
Get the cunt cookie mug.1. (n) a small bit of excretion exiting from a woman's genitals signifying a lack of good hygiene practices or whore status
2. (n) an ignoramus so deluded that he/she reminds one of a small bit of excretion exiting from a woman's genitals signifying a lack of good hygiene practices or whore status
2. (n) an ignoramus so deluded that he/she reminds one of a small bit of excretion exiting from a woman's genitals signifying a lack of good hygiene practices or whore status
1. I was doing my girl from behind and when I pulled out, a cunt nugget came out with my dick
2. You: This dude uses emoticons in his text.
Your friend: What a cunt nugget!
2. You: This dude uses emoticons in his text.
Your friend: What a cunt nugget!
by DJ Ulysees Strobelight August 26, 2010
Get the Cunt Nugget mug.The result of giving birth to a very large baby, tearing the skin between the vagina and the anus, the double cunt is approximately twice as large as the cunt and can easily accommodate two fists. The double cunt can be medically rectified by a cuntoctomy.
She pushed so hard that she ended up with a double cunt. For the benefit of her husband, the doctor offered her a cuntoctomy.
by Fisty McFisterson May 31, 2011
Get the Double Cunt mug.a less scientific description of female-female tribadism often used by lesbian/bisexual women to indicate past relations had with another woman when talking about or introducing her
Jane: that was fun last night dancing with lucy
Fran: yeah we used to bump cunts
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jane, i want you to meet lucy
Lucy: fran and i used to bump cunts
Fran: yeah we used to bump cunts
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jane, i want you to meet lucy
Lucy: fran and i used to bump cunts
by ericartman October 5, 2007
Get the bump cunts mug.I went into the jacuzzi and guess what I found floating in there? A big dirty cunt slug, that's what.
by Justin O'Connell October 17, 2007
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A person who is usually trendy, sexual , ethnik and is from South Eastern Melbourne.
They are not like those muzza tryhard poofs who go down chapple street thinking they own it because they go to Chasers.
A person who is usually trendy, sexual , ethnik and is from South Eastern Melbourne.
They are not like those muzza tryhard poofs who go down chapple street thinking they own it because they go to Chasers.
by matr3 vam jebem April 13, 2008
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