cyber nut

Nutting on some cyber porn

Yo u have nice pc ima gonna cyber nut

by PseudonymIsDownSyndrome August 3, 2018

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Nut ella

The act of masturbating in the morning and blowing your load inside a Nutella pot.

-John : Woahh dude i saw this video of Reily Reid this morning and I Nutted so hard the Nutella pot was full.

-MatthewCastro : Man you just did the Nut ella.

-John : OOH dude i didnt realise.

-MatthewCastro : Well dude since i never tested what Nutella is, lets blow eachother.

by ThisIsAnIdiot August 13, 2018

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tokyo nut

When your girl cums so hard she screams the Tokyo ghoul intro.

guy 1: "Dude last night my girl starting screaming nonsense."
guy 2: "that my friend is a Tokyo nut."

by Doctorjared January 23, 2019

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Rag Nut

When you are in the Military, and a Non-commissioned officer (AKA - crusty-ass corporal) Decides to fuck with you Drill hat style. He also hates your life because you are a Junior enlisted and don't rate.

"Hey Rag Nut, why the fuck didn't you give the proper greeting of the day. So fuck me right? Go take a lap and find your common curtsies. Don't come back until you do"

by ProtoType_TB January 29, 2019

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lasso nuts

Making fun of a man, particularly old, who may have long-ass nuts that touch the toilet water when they shit.

Hey Larry, your lasso nuts are hanging out of your pant leg.

by Nicothebear September 13, 2018

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machine nut

'machine nut' or 'machine nutting'
The Machine Nut is named for the first half of the activity, the second half usually comes as a surprise to any who were previously unaware of the activity before hearing about it.

Two men - usually fratboys - pleasure themselves next to eachother, and have to cum as many times as possible. Whoever stops first, no matter the reason, is labeled a Pussy, while the winner gets the right to commit sodomy upon the loser's anus until the winner ejaculates inside the losers anus once.

Drew: Yo, we should go machine nutting, Trevor
Trevor: Yo, hell yeah, drew

by probablyhomosapien September 18, 2018

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