retarded monkey

When i a guy sticks his dick up a girls nose then cums everywhere making her nostrils either bleed or a little bit bigger.

yea so i gave kimmy a retarded monkey last night.- johnny

really know so how did that go?- kurt

She wanted me to do it again so i said hold on, ran into the kitchen got some ice and food then ran home.- johnny

why?- kurt

because my dick was covered in snot, boogers and blood!-johnny

by the urban master March 12, 2009

Monkey Cheese

A delicacy of the Ivory Coast, made from the fat of boiled monkeys. Known to the locals of Abidjan as Singe Fromage.

Get those monkeys on the boil, we're running out of monkey cheese.

by Craig October 13, 2004

Monkey Sex

what a lot of french and canadian people have every day

that frenchman does great monkey sex

by Towelie March 6, 2005

Monkey Fist

To take your balled up fist and shove into a woman's vagina wrist deep. Once fully inserted you splay your fingers open and it causes her to squeal like a chimpanzee being eaten by a lion in the African bush.

Troy said he monkey fisted that chick so deep that he thought she was a primate.

by TroyG_TheGC_lookalike March 31, 2010

Monkey Head

When a partner goes apeshit on your cock.

Yo, Sara was an animal last night, she gave me serious monkey head.

by SwitchHitter December 9, 2008

monkey pubes

Means a monkeys pubic hair or hairy pistachio nuts
comes from the mind of people who have nothing better to do all day but sit around and post things on the internet for no apparent reason

Geez this nut has monkey pubes

by Tom April 1, 2004

funky monkey

Stinky unwashed vagina. With labia so big it reminds the viewer of a Chimpanzee's lips.

"I started going down on her until I saw then smelled her funky monkey!"

"She's beautiful, but I heard she has a funky monkey!"

by Nauj73 February 17, 2014