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Tom/Barry

A FUCKING LEGEND THAT PULLED THE GIRL HE LIKED
Tom/Barry MIGHT BE A FAT FUCK, BUT HE'S A LEGEND!!
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Tom jolley

A fat prick who eats a box of krave every day and can't run 10 yards without being out of breath.
He climbs half way up scaffolding and pisses himself when he is shit scared.
How ever he could kick the shit out of anyone and loves to bear hug people.
He also looks like Chet out of the belko experiment.
That Tom jolley cunt
Tom jolley meaning fat
by Thomas jolley February 17, 2020
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Tom

He is the all knowing god of the universe, only use this with caution!
Person: hey what religion do you follow?
Jill: i praise and worship the only true god on this mortal plane, Tom
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Tom bitchery

A level of bitchmade attitude that has never been seen
Your level of Tom bitchery is insane
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Tom Brady

An individual that pwns everybody else that is considered his peer. He will often wreck your win streak in whatever game you play, regardless of the quality of the team he's on. Most individuals like this often marry a 9 or a 10 on the female scale.
Jay: NoobMaster69 just ended my 10-game winstreak in COD, but he had level 1 n00bs on his team.

Rob: You just faced a Tom Brady
by Isaac Taylor July 26, 2019
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Tom the bomba

Sex god, receives enough penis to feed a temple. Nigel garage enthusiast
Tom the bomba just jizzled over the bazmitballers. They were scared 😯
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Tom

Tom is the sweetest person on earth. He is a good boyfriend and is in very good shape. You always feel happy and safe around a Tom and they simply are the best. He is a good kisser and you would definitely want him as your boyfriend. Very romantic, very good looking. Has nice eyes, soft hair. Is the coolest person known to mankind. Sexiest thing alive.
Tom is amazing in every way possible
by betsylou January 13, 2021
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