ur mom

shes the best in bed and she makes me wet every night and she makes the best food pls dont bat me at school bc i slept with your mom …

ur mom is very fucking hot

by lilah⁉️ November 22, 2021

Ur Mom

BIG FAT LOLOLOLOLOL INFINITE WEIGHT

I fucked UR MOM LOLOLOLOLOL

by CrobinFist EAT ASS YUMMY PENIS May 17, 2021

Kiss ur gf day

On April 2 u have to kiss ur gf weather you like it or not

Bf kisses you

Gf what was that for

Bf it’s kiss ur gf day

by anonymous March 18, 2021

ur mom

your mom

“bro you suck”
“ur mom”

by chickenlvr07 November 23, 2021

Pulling an Urs

When you do something so clumsy it can only be explained by being an overexcited alman

I just fell off the chair so hard the mirror fell off the wall, I am pulling an Urs

by Zachyboo July 15, 2022

ur mum

someone i fucked

thats right, im that kid from xbox 360 10 years ago bitch

me: i CBTed ur mum

by Daddy Bidd May 3, 2021

ur cat a twat

the only insult capable of destroying the universe and everyone in it.
an infinity worse than all the ur mom gays and what not.

Thompsonson: ur mom gay
David: ur granny tranny
Gerome: ur cat a twat

*Universe implodes*

by Pusseylovah06 March 27, 2018