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universal gift

When you go shopping high and you end up with something completely useless yet can't return it and don't want to throw it away so you save it and gift it.
Peter: whatcha gonna do with that post-christmas gingerbread house kit? Gary: keep it as a universal gift for someone like my grandma or cousin next year. Peter: ya, I regifted one of those this year to my teacher. Gary: Nice.
by Endless Summertime January 1, 2011
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Universal Fail

A fail involving two or more people.
A man trips and trips someone else thus resulting in them falling into a puddle of mud. Someone shouts "Universal Fail".
by UnlikeCylinder May 21, 2009
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Universe

The universe is a term used to describe the galaxies and the space between them and the space is slowly expanding and will never stop expanding
The universe doesn’t compare to my love for Shelby
by WHRamsey04 September 27, 2020
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University of Rhode Island

A university in Kingston, Rhode Island that is also known as "Rutgers North." Home to more tri-staters that actual Rhode Islanders. A college of last resort for losers trying to rehabilitate themselves (i.e. Jim Harrick, Lamar Odom).

Because of its location, long winters, and lack of a campus culture, copious amounts of alcohol are consumed throughout the academic year.

Best known in sports circles as having been apart of a bench clearing brawl with rival Providence College in December 1990.
Person one: I thawt i wuz gonna ta go ta C.W.Post on Lawn Guyland
Person two: Fawget aboutit! You can go ta da University of Rhode Island with me ! Yugggge!
by bluerincon July 3, 2022
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Biggest Cunt In The Universe

The Biggest Cunt In The Universe is Analicia Chaves. And it’s not like “Imma bad bitch, Imma cunt” it’s like , “You are such a fuckin cunt.” Stuck up cunt.

Predators are cunts..remember that..tell your kids that.
“Who is the biggest cunt..like ever?”

“Ana Montana…she’s the biggest cunt in the universe.”

“The lady that gets with 18 year olds? At 32? Eww! She is a cunt.”
by DatOnePaleBitch September 17, 2022
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Ali Kingston University

Unemployed bald security guard who jeets every viva street bird there is. Failure due to studying English Literature at Kingston University.
yo did you hear Ali Kingston University jeeted Bonnie Blue and some viva street tings?
by MarvelPugs February 8, 2025
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university of slay

the most aesthetic university in the world, the university of pittsburgh. ft a 42 floor gothic tower that slays all day, there’s no better place to study
fuck harvard, i just got accepted to the university of slay 😌
by slayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy September 6, 2022
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