Pretzel Snake

When your shaft is soft and tangles into a knot like earphones that were shoved into a back pocket. Another case is when the garden hose has a kink in it and makes that hissing sound when you turn on the water.

First thing this morning I went to take a piss, it was a bit of a struggle with my 16 inch pretzel snake.

by 5ft6 April 5, 2021

Pleasure snake

The word for big dick is mommy's pleasure snake

Omg he has a pleasure snake in hisnpants i seen it last night

by Big pp man21 May 9, 2021

Major Snake

A fictional rock star from DC Comics' Lobo.

"Holy fragaroli! Major Snake! My favorite rocker."

by Cwf1997 May 15, 2021

Drain snake turd

When ur poop clogs the toilet so bad you can't plunge it and have to use a drain snake

Ah shit another drain snake turd u know where the ogger is?

by Fuc biden May 27, 2021

Dirtbag snake

Someone who fucks another mans exwife and the husband claims to be your podna and gets mad.

Man I heard he was hanging out with my ex. Supposed to be my friend and all. What a fucking dirtbag snake! Prolly won’t even give me my 25$!

by Whoopigoldnerd September 29, 2021

The Snake

The snake, referring to the animal snake which is a symbol for betraying or snitching, is a nickname for Kevin Durant (short KD).

Person A: Have you seen KD stepping on the line 3 point line at his clutch shot?
Person B: Yes the Snake just has hockeysticks as feet.
Person A: Yeah but he's still a great player.
Person B: Thats true.

by DutchMamba24 December 8, 2021

Beef Snake

Long snake like turd derived of the home cooked variety

He just dropped a serious beef snake after all that dinner he ate!

by Lambeau1002 January 1, 2022