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Third person masturbating

To pleasure oneself in a mirror to a picture of oneself.
I walked into the bathroom to see Chad watching himself in the mirror jerking off to a picture of himself.. he was third person masturbating
by Professional ego striker January 4, 2025
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Person

She's the ugliest woman alive, she's going to live alone, die alone, no one wants her and no one will ever love her. When she dies she will not be missed by anyone including her family. In fact her tombstone will read here lies an ugly lonely no body. She was loved by no one and hated by the world. No one came to her funeral.
Person- Name LeeAnn
by Anonymous2477337uewfc January 16, 2019
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Best Person

by stanskz:) January 24, 2021
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While i was searching something on tiktok i've encountered a random NPC that wanted to intimi date everyone.
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by Empoli December 18, 2023
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Two-Person Wedgie

This one is a long definition. A two-person wedgie is a wedgie is a wedgie in which the undies are so big two people can fit inside them at the same time. Person A, the person who originally wore the undies, is the victim and Person B is the giver, the person who got inside the undies with Person A. Person B puts their legs through the back legholes of the underwear of Person A, typically with their backs and asses touching. Then Person B pulls up the underwear where it is now at their front. Person B only gets a slight front wedgie, but Person A will get their undies shoved fully up their ass. Maximum agony.
My big sister gave me an atomic two-person wedgie yesterday. My pussy was on fire for hours.
by Wedgie_expert101 July 20, 2021
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Person

A disgrace to everything that is to exist.
'I am a person and I hate it.'
by anonymous January 26, 2023
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Hello Kiddy Person

An adult that is selfish, irritable and naive like a child.
- How was your Valentine's Day?
- Well ... There was a tantrum, popcorn and a bear movie. I realized that s/he is an Hello Kiddy Person.
by Juanki St. Jacob February 15, 2018
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