pants zipper

a dude with a penis so small you mistaken it for his pants zipper
Girl 1: Sooo how was last night ??😏😏😏
Girl 2: Big disappointment, his dick was so small I thought it was his pants zipper I was pulling 😒😒😒
by leaf shinobi August 05, 2019
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Sticky pants

I have sticky pants.
by zimmygirl777 January 21, 2025
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Residual Pants

The sensation of still being able to feel your pants after you've taken them off. Especially common after wearing tight pants or skinny jeans.
My skinny jeans were so tight that when I took them off I had residual pants!
by LarraKyleen May 20, 2014
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Pants-a-phobia

The fear of randomly being pantsed in public
Honcho wears 3 layers of pants because he has pants-a-phobia.
by Dwillcbk October 03, 2022
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word pants

When you say the same phrase often but then decide that you need a new phrase, you have changed your word pants... finally.
I'm trying on some new word pants. All of dem.
by okaywhatyeah June 01, 2022
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National Cum In My Pants Day

May 7th is celebrated as National Cum In My Pants Day in observance of our brothers who couldn’t quite make it out.
“Hey Conner, did you seriously just cum in your pants?” “Yeah it’s okay, it’s National Cum In My Pants Day.”
by SchleppBot April 29, 2020
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blue pants

When you have blue pants and you have a flip phone in your red pants and you ate your sussy pink pants no cap
by Not sussy Baka May 26, 2021
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