post-nut hangover

The dread that hits when you realize you did some crazy horny shit last night

Person 1: “Oooh fuck I think I think I messed up, I hooked up with my ex last night”
Person 2: “Dude are you having a post-nut hangover?”

by Dab Police July 23, 2022

pissed-posting

pissed posting - the act of posting on social media whilst intoxicated and making an ass of yourself; posting on social media whilst out on the piss

Shaun is pissed-posting again after fifteen shots down at his local.

by BaconDink168 November 22, 2025

post this on ig reels

If someone says this to you, they want you to be laughed at, or bullied. Since Instagram reels has a comment section known for bullying anyone.

Comment sections on tiktok are nice, friendly and filtered
Comment sections in ig reels are cruel, evil, and they will not hold back.

Bob: *posts a video of his fit to school*
tiktok: wow nice fit
John: post this on ig reels lil bro
ig reels: you ugly as hell bro the fit is trash.

by ftxtct January 31, 2024

STOP POSTING

Used when you want somebody to stop posting something.

'STOP POSTING ABOUT AMONG US!'

by STOPPOSTINGLOL May 9, 2022

Post Prang Depression

Used after having a car crash.

He must have a (ppd) Post Prang Depression after hitting that tree last night.

by 24Ugnada October 23, 2008

Post Birthday Clarity

When you feel terrible after the decisions you made at your or someone else's birthday party.

Jerry: Ben yesterday at your birthday party, I ate a whole bunch of pizza and now post birthday clarity hit me hard, as I now have shat for 5 hours straight.

Ben: I did not need to know that

by Spoodigus November 14, 2022

So I've seen parts of your, just make sure you post it into google classroom ok?

The teacher talking to you nicely saying to you to do your god damn work now.

The word "So I've seen parts of your, just make sure you post it into google classroom ok?" is used whenever a teacher wants you to do your work right now so you at least get a C for your school report so you don't have to talk to your parents about it with them.

by anonymous August 18, 2024