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Lock Ness Monster

Humorous reference to Al Capone or any of da other evil 'n' ferocious Godfather-goons of da Prohibition era whom Da Great Elliott wanted to secure in a prison cell with da turn of a key.
Da term "Lock Ness Monster" could also work in reverse, and refer to how da assorted mobsters viewed da renegade "Treasury Man" for his relentless pursuit of them and his efforts to curtail their personal freedom.
by QuacksO November 6, 2022
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The No-Neck Monster

nickname from the Democratic Party for Dr. Sununu
The No-Neck Monster raised taxes like a liberal during the George H. W. Bush administration.
by Coop Dupe December 1, 2022
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Bumble Bear Monster

A character made by Moriah Elizabeth. She has a purple bean like body and a horn.
I love Moriah’s character Bumble Bear Monster! Its so cute!
by Random Person on the Street February 7, 2023
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Garage floor monster

The invisible monster that lives in your garage, usually under the car, that eats dropped screws, sockets, irreplaceable hardware, valvelocks, etc when dropped on the floor and not located immediately. 10mm sockets in particular are a delicacy.
Damn it, I just dropped my last 10mm socket. I better find it before the garage floor monster gets it.
by anonymous February 25, 2023
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Ohio Yeti Monster

Something that lurks the Ohio forest taking victims and balls with them, then proceeding to roll down a hill to finish them.
Person 1: I just saw the ohio yeti monster

Person 2: Only in ohio
by russian cat. June 18, 2023
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independent woman gorilla monster

a being (usually a female human, but can be substituted for a male human or other creature for extra irony) who depends on nobody but themselves. They are capable of countless heroic duties and are the main character of their own girl power movie. Typically, they will go to lengths to avoid accepting help, even when most efficient. Their intent on being an independent being with the strength of a gorilla to face hardship and fierceness of a monster is their defining characteristic
by Bufanaqueshria August 19, 2024
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