Mary Warner

A name that sounds like marijuana, ideal for saving your dealers number without looking bait.

Joe: Who's Mary Warner? She's just text you

Phil: My dealer

by 420blitz July 15, 2021

Mary Lowe

Mary is a total tool. An absolute womble. Everyone hates her for being a massive man hater and a massive c word.

Do you know Mary lowe ? Absolute cock jockey

by Realguy99 November 24, 2021

Mary's Cancer

A form of cancer that can ultimately result in a very painful death. It starts out as a hemorrhoid like problem and emerges into an even more painful disease as it spreads through your body. Your whole body will start to bleed internally and you will die.

The only cure for this is to smoke weed every day for 6 months, the minimum. Then you will have to resort to a life of smoking weed irregularly for the rest of your life. The danker the weed the better.

Luckily there are only few cases of this found but mostly in tropical places of the US such as Florida and California.

Robert "Mom it's medical marijuania, I have Mary's Cancer"

Mother "Okay son, I don't want you to start bleeding again"

by Thealmightydoctor June 24, 2011

mary porter

gorgeous ass bitch 😁👍🏼 go get joaquin 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

mary porter has to go get her man joaquin!

by Mamasfungers October 22, 2020

Marie

The cutest girl ever. Wish she never left.

When you’re with her you feel like you’re swimming in a perpetual ocean of beauty.

I love you Marie, stay with me a few moments longer.

by anonymous November 5, 2022

Mary Jane

A herb that makes you float ya boat, will be faded than a MF ! Some people sell dookie some sell the pressure and some sell that exotic.

Aye girl where can I go to get this Mary Jane?
Ole dude across the streets got some trash Mary Jane.

by anonymous September 27, 2021

mari

Mari One of the finest sexiest Person in the world She's Chill quite Handsome fun to hang around with Will beat cho ass loyal Funny

Girl did you see Mari

by Kiara cray November 23, 2021