Murphy's Law of Snoring

"Your slumber-partner will snooze silently during periods that you're up and away from the boudoir, but then he will totally 'saw logs' whenever you're actually cohabitating with him --- and wanting to get some shut-eye --- in the same bed."

Perhaps many instances of Murphy's Law of Snoring stem from the snorer's needing more space to "spread out", which he would have whenever he has the whole bed to himself; being more cramped can restrict air-passages and so on..

by QuacksO September 29, 2019

half-nephew-in-law

1. The son-in-law of one's half-sibling.
2. The son of one's spouse's half-sibling.

My half-nephew-in-law is a good person.

by Elivaldeq November 24, 2019

great-nephew-in-law

1. The grandson-in-law of one's sibling.
2. The grandson of one's spouse's sibling.

My great-nephew-in-law is a good person.

by Elivaldeq November 24, 2019

Aric's Law

AI is good at everything except what I do.

An example of Aric's Law - "I recently chatted with a VC who believed AGI was coming and would disrupt a lot of jobs, but not *their* job. Of course AIs could write code and review contracts. But making accurate, calibrated predictions about the future? *That's* uniquely human."

by Danack August 17, 2025

half-aunt-in-law

1- Half-pibling's wife.
2- Spouse's half-aunt.

My half-aunt-in-law is a good person.

by Wonbig October 13, 2021

Dog-in-law

The dog owned by your spouse's family is called your dog-in-law. (Plural - dogs-in-law)

Hey, my dog-in-law is eating your food.

My dog-in-law is super cute.

by Victoria’s baby October 16, 2017

co-grandpibling-in-law

Spouse's grandpibling's spouse.

co-grandpibling-in-law.

by Simaduria July 27, 2024