(noun) Used to describe a type of person who believes they are morally sound in their actions of doing whatever it takes to get what they want, regardless of the repercussions. These people are generally seen as late-in-life, Christian males with highly patriarchal tendencies. They commit acts that are anywhere from morally grey to completely unethical, justifying themselves with claims of making the world a better place, protecting the future, or some other grandiose illusion, and believe they have more authority than they do, portraying themselves as powerful to have control over others around them. They often belittle any opinions different than their own, making them inflexible to logic or alternate points of view.
“After his callous response to the Houthi bombings - fist emoji, American flag emoji, fire emoji - it’s clear Mike Waltz is a member of the triple F club.”
“My friend’s grandfather must be in the triple F club, because when I explained how his racist joke was inappropriate, he gave me a patronizing smile and responded, ‘Okay, Snowflake, sorry I hurt your sensitive feelings.’”
“John isn’t a member of the triple F club, because when I explained my side of the story, rather than continuing to chastise me to make himself seem more important, he understood my view, then we came to an agreement on the matter.”
“My friend’s grandfather must be in the triple F club, because when I explained how his racist joke was inappropriate, he gave me a patronizing smile and responded, ‘Okay, Snowflake, sorry I hurt your sensitive feelings.’”
“John isn’t a member of the triple F club, because when I explained my side of the story, rather than continuing to chastise me to make himself seem more important, he understood my view, then we came to an agreement on the matter.”
by SolsticeGoals April 9, 2025
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-you and your friends want to party dry,
-you don't want to go to an actual club it's too loud,
-you don't want to be around too many drunk and unruly people,
-you don't like large crowds or loud music.
The term for that perfect spot where eligible bachelors and proper Christians and Mormons mingle with each other for an evening of safe, chaperoned fun without alcohol, drugs, loud music or rowdy crowds.
-you and your friends want to party dry,
-you don't want to go to an actual club it's too loud,
-you don't want to be around too many drunk and unruly people,
-you don't like large crowds or loud music.
The term for that perfect spot where eligible bachelors and proper Christians and Mormons mingle with each other for an evening of safe, chaperoned fun without alcohol, drugs, loud music or rowdy crowds.
Eric: What should we do this weekend?
Rob: Want to hit the clubs?
Eric: I can't, man. I have Church Sunday morning.
Rob: Should we Club Condo?
Eric: You know it, bro!
Rob: Want to hit the clubs?
Eric: I can't, man. I have Church Sunday morning.
Rob: Should we Club Condo?
Eric: You know it, bro!
by joffreybaratheon1 April 22, 2025
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Although not usually carried when going out clubbing, club banger describes the sort of pistol you could carry to a club, just in case something happens.
Although not usually carried when going out clubbing, club banger describes the sort of pistol you could carry to a club, just in case something happens.
You want a smaller gun? You're gonna want this one. It's a nice club banger this. You won't go wrong with it; shoots straight every time.
He went out wearing a pair of golden shoes and a club banger in his belt.
He went out wearing a pair of golden shoes and a club banger in his belt.
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