Egg Yolks

Co-worker 1
What happened to Kevin?

Co-worker 2: Oh! I accidentally broke his egg yolks last night and today he needs them iced all day.

by Mrs Mrs Mrs May 1, 2021

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Caressed the eggs

Caressing of the eggs is more than when you lightly whisk, it’s when you whisk the eggs so carefully and with love.

Richard caressed the eggs so lightly they made the perfect scrambled eggs.

by Smiffy2022 May 28, 2022

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Egg Plant

Where anything that makes you look like an eggplant

Sergio Blanco is an egg plant because he where a purple hoodie

by Dylan Drye April 26, 2019

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egg-charmed

A person that has hopelessly fallen in love with an eggie.

It took me a while to realize that I had already been egg-charmed by her.

by Dspeedster August 5, 2021

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A popped egg** is a cataclysmic gym related event when a steroidal gym man gets a Humpty Dumpty Pump(ty) but instead of dumpting he pops like a microwaved egg. The peasant non-popped eggs look on with a combination of awe and terror.

**Not to be confused with “yoked” which literally, literally, has nothing to do with this!

Oy, look at me boiz, I’m a fu*#^ng popped egg!!!

Oy, look that fella there, he must of popped his egg!!!

The man writhed in pain as he realized what he had done — guffawing at his works in the mirror lathered in man sweat, he realized he had finally popped his egg.

Oy, ya better slow down on that lat pull down or ye may become a popped egg, Arrrr!!!

by ShookWooker April 8, 2021

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