The best being to ever exist. A duck that wears scrunchies, says sksksksksksk and i oop instead of quaking. Often seen wearing oversized shirts, burkenstocks, nude lipgloss, natural makeup and carrying hydroflasks.
Never approach a vsco duck if you aren't willing to join them in the vsco world.
Never approach a vsco duck if you aren't willing to join them in the vsco world.
by stansoebeee July 8, 2020
Get the vsco duckmug. A male or female who see them selves as the ducks nuts, they Pretend to walk the walk, they Pretend to talk the talk, but in reality they can't even use Google maps to find their way around the local duck pound.
Pal says: Girl I got this send me the address I'll be there in 5.
John says: Dude address has been send many many times it's straight through the duck pound, come on now I thought you knew your shit bro, and oi didn't we have a job on last week? You confused bro.
Pal ends up walking around for hours to finally arrive, with an over the top explaination as to what took them so long to hide the fact that they are indeed nothing more then a Distorted Duck
John says: Dude address has been send many many times it's straight through the duck pound, come on now I thought you knew your shit bro, and oi didn't we have a job on last week? You confused bro.
Pal ends up walking around for hours to finally arrive, with an over the top explaination as to what took them so long to hide the fact that they are indeed nothing more then a Distorted Duck
by answer2no1 May 29, 2021
Get the Distorted Duckmug. A word that appears in the mind of a messed up fuckboy 14 year old who's names usually start with w and end in ynter
by Subjebsjsvdhe April 3, 2017
Get the duck cummug. by barber of seville January 19, 2018
Get the horsed the duckmug. When you're eating someone's ass and they fart in your face and your cheeks make it sound like a duck call.
by Master Splinter November 16, 2018
Get the kentucky duck callmug. by Pirate Oncologist September 12, 2022
Get the Duck fatmug.