Poo-puff

When you need to take a shit and fart. The fart then smells really bad because you're holding that shit in.

Jess: Oh god what's that horrid smell?

Jacob: Sorry I just poo-puffed!

by Westoak May 5, 2019

boopy poo

boop the poop

do u wanna get boopy pooed

by fish in a bucket September 18, 2020

Poo

My dinner

I ate my poo

by Qwertypleasee123 February 20, 2022

Pantene Poo Canoe

Beautiful silky hair straight from a Pantene shampoo commercial, so long that it flows down to her anus and grants its admirer the ability to insert his silky and throbbing appendage in to her tight back passage.

Wow look at the long hair on that bird. I’d give her the Pantene poo canoe!

by We are Budju May 11, 2024

Doctor Poo Fandom

1. A group of people who make fun of both Doctor Who and it's fan base with such joy.

Laura said happily "Why do grown people dress up in costume for Doctor Who? Like grow up and loose your soul, become boring , and depressed like the rest of us adults." Laura so part of the Doctor Poo Fandom.

by Breaking_Sad November 20, 2015

Poo poo heavy

A phrase to make a child mad

Me: you're a poo poo heavy
Child: NO IM NOT!!!!!

by Pluto508 February 2, 2018

unlucky projectile mouth hit poo

where someone flys up in the air and let’s out a unlucky projectile mouth hit poo , where they diarrhoea directory into ur mouth

“Bethany why are you fl-“

AKXIOWMXCLWOFKWL GET IT OUT I HATE EWWW KEODOWKDLWLDWOOXW unlucky projectile mouth hit poo

by officialbumslurper May 29, 2021