Designer China Vagina

A surgical procedure where the vagina is rotated 90 degrees so that it resembles a Chinese person’s slitty eyes.

Functionally this is of no benefit and can result in numerous health complications, but by golly it’s funny to look at.

Babs: ‘Hey beautiful, are you a boy or a girl?’
Thai ladyboy hooker: ‘I’m a girl- I got a designer China vagina last week’
Babs (popping a couple of Viagra and unbuttoning frantically): ‘Buckle up..’

by Anonymous submissions March 3, 2025

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vagina

a female genital.

also known as moot.

laura has a really loose vagina.

by meowmeowpusspuss November 3, 2022

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Mohawk Vagina

When a female trims the top section of her pubic hair region but leaves the Labia Majora untouched. This creates similarities to an upside down Mohawk style approach to pubic hair grooming. The style has prodominantly exceled in popularity since the Covid era {2019} as an extension of the popular Mohawk Non conformist hairstyle of the rock punk 70's movement.

Did your razor run out of batteries? I see you have a fine Mohawk Vagina there!

by MightyMerkin February 28, 2022

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vagina-voiced

adjective: an individual, typically a woman, whose voice is high-pitched and irritating – exactly what vaginas would sound like if they could talk. This ear-piercing speaking technique is used most often by Asian women, particularly the ching-chong ching-chong variant: Koreans, Chinese, Japanese. This phenomenon is also observed in Southeast Asians and Latinas. This type of voice is very common in Japanese porn and Korean aegyo. They think they're cute doing it but they sound like toddlers throwing a tantrum.

synonym: boses-kiki

That substitute teacher, Ling Ling, was so vagina-voiced that I could hear her three classrooms away.

by ladonna daniels September 29, 2025

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The Overton Vagina

The idea that the Overton window is controlled, at any given time, by the whims of what is popular with the female demographic, since normally right-leaning men will either tone down or outright deny their political beliefs in order to acquire sexual access, or simply avoid sleeping on the couch.

Hey Richard, Asmongold mentioned that women being a part of the anti-mass migrant protests in the UK is a significant precedent. I guess the Overton vagina shift will now make it more comfortable for men to call out the emperor's nakedness.

by Mister Fun Facts! August 20, 2025

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