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The universe

Something that sends cosmic guidance to white women in their 20’s
“So I was fucking my married boss and I wasn’t sure if they were going to break up, and then I was at the gym and I saw a shirt that said chill. So then I knew the universe told me to just keep fucking my boss”
by GXS June 24, 2020
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Atilim University

Atilim University (AU), It is an education center, with high quality standards. The university is located in Turkey’s capital city, Ankara. The main campus is based in Incek County, which is really high above sea level, thus the weather conditions are different compared to other universities in Ankara.

The main two problems the university have,

1- Parking problem is highly hazardous. It can cause high stress, pain and depression.
2- Preparatory Education Building and its teachers are really complexing.

So this university has its pros and cons:

Pros;

-Fancy education.
-Quality professors most of them seen overseas and very open-minded challenging quality teachers.
-The weather conditions make you feel like a superhero.
-Great tennis team
-Rich library
-Private School

Cons:
-Parking is a massive problem

-Aggressive education system, High grades are rare, and really hard to get. So if you have 2.5 GPA, damn bro great job.

-Vast majority is only going to university to hunt Atilim University’s lady students.

-Too fancy girls, unnecessarily confident guys are common.

However, the school highly recommended and good. Atilim is well known by its quality education. But students are never happy and problematic.
I graduated from Atilim University.
by anonymous September 14, 2020
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Syrian universe

A small Syrian child who is innocent, kind and often the victim of the US military under the joe biden administration.

A syrian child with magical abilities.

A joke from leftist twitter.

Warcrimes have been committed by the United states.
"Can joe please stop bombing syria, think about Syrian universe?"
by Anarchon March 5, 2021
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University of North Texas

Safe Way To Say The Word 'Cunt'. It is used as it is C-UNT, UNT being University of North Texas.
Person 1: "Ugh. He is such a University of North Texas."
by Fezguy002 October 5, 2021
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Ali Kingston University

Unemployed bald security guard who jeets every viva street bird there is. Failure due to studying English Literature at Kingston University.
yo did you hear Ali Kingston University jeeted Bonnie Blue and some viva street tings?
by MarvelPugs February 8, 2025
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university of slay

the most aesthetic university in the world, the university of pittsburgh. ft a 42 floor gothic tower that slays all day, there’s no better place to study
fuck harvard, i just got accepted to the university of slay 😌
by slayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy September 6, 2022
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Universe

The universe is a term used to describe the galaxies and the space between them and the space is slowly expanding and will never stop expanding
The universe doesn’t compare to my love for Shelby
by WHRamsey04 September 27, 2020
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