i like kids, just nine year olds

something pewdiepie said to get more subs and it's currently working as of 12/20/18

i like kids, just nine year olds and i go to war with them

by pyoodeepai December 20, 2018

distinguished old gentleman sitting on two duffel bags

Term for "cock and balls", made popular by Murderface on Metalocalypse.

"Normally, that painted dildo would piss me off, but, lately, I've made friends with a distinguished old gentleman sitting on two duffel bags"

by Axewielder November 15, 2007

ten year old nu metal aol user

Worst insult ever.

I can't stand this chat room anymore. All we ever get is ten year old nu metal aol users.

by Katie Tran October 25, 2003

The God Mode Law of 13-year-old YouTubers

It’s easy to feel demoralized in a world where talent is hyper-visible. No matter how good you are at something, there’s a 13-year-old on YouTube who could totally own you at it.

"I thought I was good at piano until I saw that blindfolded squeaker playing Flight of the Bumblebee. It was totally The God Mode Law of 13-year-old YouTubers in full effect.

by Mrkermit February 01, 2022

you can't teach an old dog new tricks

It means that it is very hard to change someones habits

You can't teach an old dog new tricks when they have been used to using a cell phone instead of a smart phone.

by Zahraa June 13, 2017

like a day old dog turd on a hot sidewalk

Feeling or looking so awful you should be poop-scooped and thrown away for the health of the innocent passerby.

"Woke up after the party feelin' like a day old dog turd on a hot sidewalk."

"Even after the Botox, she looks like a day old dog turd on a hot sidewalk."

by BigBadKittyPoo August 11, 2009

Average height of a 13 year old girl

The average height of a 13 year old girl is in fact 5’6

Claire:im above average

Daniel:The Average height of a 13 year old girl is 5’6
Claire:im 5’4

Daniel:below average haha

by afromandan March 15, 2022