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Money

The root of all evil. You should hold money in contempt; all it does is create endless problems. If you do happen to be sensible and know this already, don't let people know that you hate money because you will be judged for it, considering the fact that most people worship money and always want more of it, regardless of how much they currently have.

Money dictates your quality of life. If you have more of it, you are able to have nicer things because you can afford more without having to shoplift. Money is an evil system that only exploits people and destroys good things. Money also creates an unwanted paradox as well, because even if you hate it, it is virtually impossible to live without it, so you really can't just stop using it out of the blue. Society forces you to use it.

Money controls every aspect of society. People literally do what they don't want to do in exchange for a little bit of it, unwillingly; it's essentially slavery.
Although she works regularly, she does not have enough money to for food, hygiene, housing, and a vehicle. If money did not exist, she would be rich.
by Space Wrangler July 22, 2021
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DB Cooper Money

Money that can be made, but comes with enough complications to make you second guess whether or not you even want that money.

When there is good potential to make money with someone, but every time you make a move the whole situation turns sloppy.

Sloppy, careless people who think they're the shit because, at the moment, they have the plug and that little bit of power they feel makes them more irresponsible then they already are.

When someone borrows money and it's like pulling teeth to get it back.
Joe's got DB Cooper Money. I can profit more with his prices, but there's always extra bullshit with him and I. Dont. Like. That. Shit.
by mmmk5221 July 27, 2021
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Money

something I’ll never have .
how much MONEY do you have ?
wait , you have MONEY
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Patti Money

A shitload of money, more than you could ever spend in a lifetime.
Yo that guys so rich, hes got Patti Money.
by CoolDudeJeff July 30, 2021
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Check Money

A large amount of money that typically exceeds $1,000 and/or what the average person would consider too much money to be causally carrying around.

Check money is typically used for big purchases such as a car or house.
Example:
Cash or check?

Cash is easier it’s only $35 not Check money.

Person 1: I want to buy a new mustang

Person 2: You got Check money for a mustang?
by Sstav August 5, 2021
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lit-money-fam

anything that's super dope and trill and you gotta just bust down and tell your homie that what they're doing is lit-money-fam asf!
*Darren* "I just landed a fat fakie muska flip!"
*Kevin* "damnnnnnnnn, that's so lit-money-fam broseph, like damnnnn shlatt life."
by Tupac Reborn February 16, 2022
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Nonce Money

1: When you have money via working with evil people/organisations (i.e. works with the BBC)

2: Receiving exactly 250 quid harry hill money
"I just got paid 250 quid" .... "Mate that's nonce money, bet you also worked with the BBC and touched kids"
by NonceMoneyMaker February 21, 2022
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