bowel banana

A turd.
He crawled up onto Dave's car and dropped a bowel banana onto his bonnet.
by Zonal K October 09, 2019
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Alabama Banana Split

A sexual stunt involving a male and female - preferably siblings or first cousins - where the man shoves his thumbs into the meatus of his urethra and wrenches his hands sideways with enough force to rip the penis in half down to the base. The remaining urethra hole in the base is then filled with whipped cream, after which the destroyed penis is promptly given a blowjob by the female.
Holy shit, Greg just got given the Alabama Banana Split! I think he's going to bleed out!
by BonesTheWendigo July 30, 2021
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Alabama Banana Split

When your double wide house trailer splits in half long-ways, along its original assembly seam, due to some disaster, manufacturing defect, or other occurrence.
Did you see what happened to Billy's place? He had a couple bigger girls over for a three-way, and they rode him so hard his trailer did the ol' Alabama Banana Split. Now all his floors are sloped!
by grandpahomewrecker August 07, 2021
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Banana Buddies

kinda like tunnel brothers except for girls. if two girls fuck the same guy, they become banana buddies.
"so you fucked jake? because i did too" "yeah stacey. i fucked jake. this makes us banana buddies."
by TheRealBlondeJesus October 26, 2017
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Banana Smoothie

A blended mixture of banana and other ingredients, often sweet, into a mixture that can be drunk for enjoyment.
Im going to make a banana smoothie!

Sounds great!
by ICouldBeACactus January 11, 2023
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Banana smoothie

Banana smoothie is a phrase used to friends meaning "Please give me some attention".
The phrase is mostly used in the Australian language and mostly used as teenagers.
"Hey, Banana smoothie..."
"Oh I'm sorry. Sure I'll give you attention."
by Banana.faith.smoothie November 24, 2020
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