chrisean rock

chrisean rock is a beautiful, gorgeous, pretty, gorgeous girl she has the prettiest smile to be seen. she knows her worth, she brings confidence to others. may be known as “rock” on “baddies west” on zeus and other shows, such as “seany” on “ultimate tag”. she’s also pregnant (at the moment) i think she would be a really good mom, especially a girl mom. she’s also really pretty.. did i mention that already?

“you know chrisean rock off of zeus, right?”

by 2rare June 15, 2023

Neo-rock

Neo-rock or negatively refered to as Beard rock (due to most musicans garnering long hair and beards) is a music genre currently developing in the USA, UK & Australia, mainly in response to the growing staleness, self-indulgence and over-saturation of indie rock bands which has been the only rock movement since the end of Post-punk revival and new rave. Typical instruments in the genre consist of Guitar, Bass, Drums, Woodwind, Ashbory Bass along with some other less commonly used instruemnts. Neo-rock's main sound is most commonly compared to that of late 60's Hard rock bands like Cream or Blue Cheer. The fashion of choice in Neo-rock is a fairly casual look with jeans, boots, and an occasional sabbath t-shirt. the genre's stylistic origins are deeply rooted in that of the late 60's counter culture movement, along with early 70's blues rock artists such as lynryd skynrd, neil young, and the allman brothers band. other less common influences on the genre are: Post-punk, Shoegazing, Psychedelic Rock, Progressive Rock, Math Rock, Post-rock, Krautrock, Ostrock, Art rock, Ambient, New age, and Experimental rock

Thad: "man some arctic monkeys would be go down a treat right now".

Greg: "you need to get into some Neo-rock man, this isnt 2006 anymore".

by J-swallow March 9, 2014

Crocodile Rock

A slang for the drug Crack Cocaine

Meaghan:Hi craig, can we meet in front of CVS Pharmacy at 12:00 pm today
Craig:Fuck yes, what the fuck do you need so I can get it ready for you
Meaghan:can you get my bitch ass 2 quart size baggies of some Crocodile Rock
Craig:Fuck yes

by Shaelyn hater March 21, 2021

rock club

A place where old, out of touch people with poor Powerpoint skills go to "boogie"

Ian: "Wow this rock club is cool, man"
Old person: "Right on, daddy-o"

by THE TRUTH IS HERE AND IT'S SUR April 27, 2014

Rock Atheist

A person with little knowledge in epistemology who mistakenly thinks atheism is just a lack of belief in a god. Popularized by a famous internet who claimed that rocks are atheists because they lack belief in a deity. Rock atheists tend to ignore academic sources and use their conjecture as evidence of their position. They falsely claim prepositions are claims as to twist any argument as a burden of the other side so they can promptly dismiss.

Gary is a real rock atheist. He thinks atheism and agnosticism are different categories because one is a knowledge claim and the other is a belief claim.

by Descartes' revenge March 11, 2022

bomb of rocks

A large quantity of crack cocaine, but small enough to be carried concealed on your person. Known to make holders limp when they walk (pimp's walk)

Yo, check out that cat walkin with a limp. I bet he is carrying a bomb of rocks.

by BustahBust July 25, 2010

Moon Rock

A term used to describe a very rare (almost impossible to find) and hard to get item

Some museum guy giving a tour: "Here we have a moon rock of a book. This is one of the oldest known copies of the Iliad dated back to 600 B.C."

*Tourists nut themselves*

by letsdothisbois April 21, 2019