Euphemism, you had a seriously fucked up day. (Your mom died, you got fired, you house exploded) and you down playing to not seem needy. Usually used in a text or email
by MistaSinista January 11, 2019
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He earns his money for v bucks by sucking that bbc.
He earns his money for v bucks by sucking that bbc.
by PickledForeskin March 31, 2019
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A day of celebration when a couple first had intercourse. Also used for when two people first banged, got it in, had sex, etc. This excludes oral sex and must involve penis and vagina penetration and/or penis and anal penetration. Can also include the first time a strap on is used for vagina and/or anal penetration. Usually highly celebrated by men and a day of mourning for women.
A day of celebration when a couple first had intercourse. Also used for when two people first banged, got it in, had sex, etc. This excludes oral sex and must involve penis and vagina penetration and/or penis and anal penetration. Can also include the first time a strap on is used for vagina and/or anal penetration. Usually highly celebrated by men and a day of mourning for women.
-Mane its HFAS day, what you think I should get my girl? That pussy was hurt'n for a squirt'n so I had to give it to her.
-Shit why I gotta buy a present for HFAS day. All I did was pop a cap in her butt?
-Shit why I gotta buy a present for HFAS day. All I did was pop a cap in her butt?
by Jojodajewmex July 9, 2011
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Person B: What are records?
Person A: They're how people listened to music back in the day before CDs and radios.
Person B: What are records?
Person A: They're how people listened to music back in the day before CDs and radios.
by Ryan Clark Jr. September 23, 2017
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1) The last Monday in May on which we get the day off 'cause it was Queen Victoria's birthday like a thousand years ago, whoever she was. Now called 'May two-four'
2) The official start of Canadian summer.
3) The day Canadians drink beer and clean out/open their swimming pools. (weather permitting)
4) a day off at the end of May. The Monday or Friday closest to the 24th, sometimes both.
1) The last Monday in May on which we get the day off 'cause it was Queen Victoria's birthday like a thousand years ago, whoever she was. Now called 'May two-four'
2) The official start of Canadian summer.
3) The day Canadians drink beer and clean out/open their swimming pools. (weather permitting)
4) a day off at the end of May. The Monday or Friday closest to the 24th, sometimes both.
by N'Eight September 11, 2011
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I passed Scotts apartment the other day at 1pm and saw his girls car there. The blinds were closed, doors were locked. I never knew Scott and his girl were day fuckers.
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