Dead Flower

The action of shooting your loads inside a woman's vagina 3 times and feeling it curve to the left or right and weakening. Almost like a dying flower or plant when you forget to water it.

Well shit, i just shot my whipped cream inside the Burger King manager's vagina 3 times and now my meat missile turned into a dead flower.

by Thatweirdpunk97 June 30, 2024

dead beat

A person in the child's life typically a older sibling or parent that does not do anything for the child.

The dead beat sister ran away to leave it on her younger brother to raise their youngest sister and brother after their parents died. Cus she didn't want to Have to spend anything on anyone but herself. She was so much of a burdens. Deadbeats man

by 459395 February 18, 2023

dead monke

a dead monke actually

i saw a dead monke the other day, did you?

by anonymous September 15, 2020

Dead Man’s Party

I'm all dressed up with nowhere to go
Walkin' with a dead man over my shoulder
I'm all dressed up with nowhere to go
Walkin' with a dead man over my shoulder

Waiting for an invitation to arrive
Goin' to a party where no one's still alive
Waiting for an invitation to arrive
Goin' to a party where no one's still alive

I was struck by lighting, walkin' down the street
I was hit by something last night in my sleep

It's a Dead Man’s Party; Who could ask for more?
Everybody's comin', leave your body at the door
Leave your body and soul at the door

Don't run away it's only me
Only me

I'm all dressed up, nowhere to go
Walkin' with a dead man (oh!) with a dead man
Ooh ooh, waitin' for an invitation to arrive
Ooh! Walkin' with a dead man, dead man (with a dead man)

I got my best suit and my tie
With a shiny silver dollar on either eye
I hear the chauffeur comin' to my door
Says there's room for maybe just one more

I was struck by lighting, walkin' down the street
I was hit by something last night in my sleep
It's a dead man's party, who could ask for more?
Everybody's comin', leave your body at the door
Leave your body and soul at the door

Don't run away it's only me
Don't be afraid of what you can't see
Don't run away it's only me (only me)
Don't be afraid of what you can't see

It's only me

I was struck by lighting, walkin' down the street
I was hit by something last night in my sleep
It's a dead man's party, who could ask for more?
Everybody's comin', leave your body at the door
Leave your body and soul at the door

Don't run away it's only me (only me)
Don't be afraid of what you can't see
Don't run away it's only me (only me)
Don't be afraid of what you can't see

It's only me
It's only me
Only me
It's only me
It's only me
Only me (only me)
It's only me
It's only me
It's only me
Ow!

by Death Menace February 5, 2023

deading

used in the same sense as sleeping. if a person has/will die, and has/will come back to life, it could be considered that they were ‘deading’

Alexis: yo has Aidan texted you back
Camryn: no i’m pretty sure he’s deading

by BRUHLEMMEGETANUNUSEDHANDLE March 23, 2020

Do ya fink its dead?!

Said by comedian and full time fucking legend, Devvo. In an early video or skit Devvo was in features himself approach a dead pigeon and he questions if it's dead or not before proceeding to kick it on the way to the Job center to collect his Dole

Devvo: "Ah that's minging. Is it dead? Do ya fink its dead?!"

by Wagwan dickhead May 23, 2020

Dead battery

When your wife is sleeping hard and needs to wake up, so you go in for a quickie to jump start her day while attempting to climax right as she wakes up

I'll be a little late to work today, need to take care of a dead battery

by MPaaS4Life August 5, 2021