Monkey Nut

Monkey semen. So it turns out that apes like to jerk off as much as people do, and can you blame them? But because they don't have a box of tissues handy, they tend to just wipe it over whatever is nearby.

I was walking through the jungle, and I got monkey nut in my hair..

by airzone April 30, 2021

bullet nut

A Bullet Nut is a complete buffoon who makes basic random simple errors that even a baby could get correct

look at warren over there, the baldy bastard has cocked up so many orders up in one morning he is a total bullet nut, he's gonna get his ass kicked by the boss from teesside if he doesnt start pulling his weight

by davethejag March 30, 2014

Deez Nuts

Deez nuts mean like if you are talk in a sentence and you're like deez nuts ha gotem

Guess what?
What?
Deez Nuts?

by Bull**** October 25, 2017

fem nuts

slang way of talking about your ovaries or in other terms your" female nuts "

The mean boy hit Jane in her fem nuts
Or

Jane's fem nuts were in terrible pain because of her period

by Naturaly Crazy September 23, 2016

Sick Nuts

A term used by stoners in Australia meaning multiple things. Sick Nuts can
Be used to show interest in something and saying something is Cool

“Oi dude just got some killer weed”,
“Sick nuts”

After a night with the boys..

“Cunt that was asick nuts night”

by Sickestnut May 22, 2018

zesty nut

A general term to encompass semen infected with something you don't want. This could be viral (AIDS), bacterial (chlamydia), oceanic (crabs), or radioactive, among other things.

Jessica: Shit, last night Chad rawdogged me. He had that zesty nut too.

Heather: Uh oh, your baby is going to have a third arm now.

by stonydaman April 5, 2021

crusty nut

A long lost tissue or any tissue-like object used for sanitizing male genitalia after ejaculating

Davon cleaned his whole room after discovering that his mom plans to clean the whole house. He was aware that crusty nuts might be discovered in the process.

by StanLied March 12, 2017