muffineer 

A girl so loose with her sexual proclivities that she could fit the top of a muffin into her vagina simply by sitting on it.

Dang, she was with Bob last week, but yesterday I saw her leaving Dan's place. That girl is a total muffineer!

muffineer by epilepticmozzy February 27, 2010

Muffingasm 

When one takes a bite out of a muffin that is just so good its orgasmic. They then proceed to straddle someone and start humping them while chewing. Once the muffin is swallowed, the one having the muffingasm jumps up and yells "MUFFINGASM!"

I only had one muffingasm...

Muffingasm by xxfallyxwallyxx March 2, 2011

Crud Muffins 

Another meaning for WTF....shit....u get it

WHAT THE CRUD MUFFINS ARE YOU DOING OBRROWING MY UNDERWEAR!

Crud Muffins by Hitller Samules May 10, 2009

Moist Muffins 

A term used to confirm/agree to something

Joel: Hey Jon, you coming to band practice saturday?

Jon: You bet I am!

Joel: Moist Muffins!

Moist Muffins by Faglips McGee November 13, 2011

muffinhead 

An individual who has suffered misfortune of insignificant consequence. Used in a sarcastic manner to convey false sympathy.

"Oh no, I stepped in a puddle!"
"Awwwwww, muffinhead."

muffinhead by Stephivia January 20, 2007

meningococcal muffins 

muffins that are infected with meningococcal

i had a muffin and now i have meningococcal

meningococcal muffins by james August 24, 2003

Muffinology 

The study of the muff. Study of the pussy

Ron is the professor of Muffinology 101.

Muffinology by Mark September 21, 2004