EMO CUNTS

The slang used by those older people who have actually lived, since become inebriated, and have located some surly, pretentious and unfathomably stupid bourgeois sprogs on the way home.

Emo 1; i have to live without seeing Pashmina for a fortnight. i may very well kill myself'.
Emo 2: my heart breaks for you my epicene friend.
twenty-something drunk who has to work in the morning; shut the fuck up you snivelling Emo cunts!!

by Max Biggins January 30, 2007

Emo kid

This is what happens when you cross a goth with a yuppie. Simultaneously angst-ridden and narcissistic, this currently describes all the hip, popular, "cool" teenagers who ironically think they're outcasts.

Emo kids don't reject pop culture, they ARE pop culture.

Emo kids are about as creative and original as a wood plank.

by Amall June 5, 2005

emo twat

A person who plays/listens to the worst music of all time. You can find them crying in a corner slitting their own wrists.

"Shut up you stupid fucking emo twat!"

by HAND May 5, 2004

emo boy

a cute little boy who's all shy and sort of crazy cuz he stays up all night writing poetry. he sits idly by and lets everything happen to him because he's too much of an emo boy to speak up

i'm an emo boy!

by jarface July 18, 2006

emo-punk

Try-hard punk rock bands that sing about being alone and broken relationshipis. Much like a rnb but with guitars and drums. Usually stupid attention whore teeny-boppers listen to this crap.

Jessica is always listening to her emo-punk, I just want to slap her in the face.

by ^_^ June 6, 2004

Emo kickers

Fucking Awsome guys that wera military issue army boots that kick as their name suggests, those little bitches everyone hates. Some do it for fun like on the first of april (nkaed or national kick an emo day) or take it serious and are devoted to kicking these little bitches and giving them something to cry about. they score their boots for every emo they kick.... and i support them fully.
Allies of the Ninja.

ALL KOOL PEOPLE HATE EMOS.. THESE PEOPLE JUST LIKE TO SHOW IT.

Emo Kicker: Hey Emos I Fell Like Kicking.
Emos: oh hes hot.
Emo Kicker: Thats It You Die Now..!!

emo kickers are here to cleanse the earth from emos.
ninjas cant be bothered to waste time on them so emo kickers do the job well.

by Robert, Isaac, and Jack July 22, 2006

Want to be emo

Somebody who just copie's there friend because there emo.

Beat: Im Emo Because I Like trivium

Emo: Yes, you sure are *sarcasm* *Stupid Want to be emo.*

by FallOutBoyRawk! April 28, 2006