"The elites don't want you to know this, but the ducks at the park are free. You can take them home. I have 458 ducks."
by Not videogamedunkey November 10, 2022
Get the Duckmug. A blue Ecstatic <not to be confused with aesthetic> duck that dresses in red, and makes people confused about their sexuality(?) Dressed in crispy taco, a poop doop.
by Shit pigeon June 2, 2017
Get the delivery duckmug. The best Muscovy Duck that you will ever see in the world. It is so cute that it always looks at you before you can look at it. My mom always hits it and is always arguing about how much it poops however, I always try to protect the duck because of its cute face and body. The boy duck always bites my mom and the girl duck doesn't bite my mom. Both of the ducks have never bit me. In the end, the ducks are the most beautiful, friendliest, and cutest animals in the entire world
by WA WA WA W A December 11, 2020
Get the Thara (Duck)mug. by ComputingCat January 19, 2024
Get the Greasy duck what the fuckmug. The Donald Duck is a sleak, hot new trend. In order to pull off such a stunt, you need to be taking a shower with the water real hot and steamy. While the shower head is running, bend over, spread your butt cheeks and place your booty hole in the direct line of the shower head water. Then you want to fot all nice and creamy like. The poot noise will sound very similar to Donald Duck's speaking voice.
Adam always calls his friends over to get in the shower with him, mainly to show that he can do The Donald Duck, but sometimes it's to exchange other pleasantries. 🍆
by Pierre Boudreaux July 12, 2021
Get the The Donald Duckmug. by Loliolysser February 8, 2020
Get the Duck childmug. From poron: in social media, a Post-and-Run Moron who insincerely makes a moronic social media post, often claiming expertise they do not have, for attention with no intention to respond; + Duck here being a contraction indicating Dunning Kruger syndrome (a type of cognitive bias in which the person believes that they are experts in a topic in which they in fact know almost nothing. Essentially, a social media poster without the insight or knowledge needed to recognize their own incompetence, posting ludicrous claims to seek attention and responses.
You have posted a moronic proposition in a subject of which you know nothing, just to seek attention. You are just a Poron's Duck.
by Son of Boiledvark January 23, 2021
Get the Poron's Duckmug.