brown brushed 

The act of unknowingly shoving a toothbrush in someones ass.

" dude I don't know how things are going with tenna , I mean last night shebrown brushedme. I don't know if I liked it but I definitely need a new tooth brush."

brown brushed by meckomacko March 28, 2015

brown burglar 

Brown burglar is the act in which anal sex is taken without consent.

Brown Burglar- I'm not comfortable talking about homosexual acts ever since I got Brown Burgled

brown burglar by BoringFisherman May 21, 2015

Brown Wind Of Doom 

When a man cuts a particularly loud or smelly fart at the wrong time, and any chance of romance for the rest of the evening is ruined.

I was going to get laid last night, but I let loose with the Brown Wind Of Doom.

Brown Wind Of Doom by 2chair May 22, 2015

Brown Napkin

When a cat poops on you cheek when you are sleeping and then lays on your face and you wake up with poop stain on your face. Aka brown napkin

Yo bro! I woke up with a brown napkin this morning. Fuck my cat, I should have let Mark the Asian eat him...

Brown Napkin by CockMonster101 August 27, 2015

brown eyed delight 

Where your partner is bent over on all fours and you rim them with deep tongue penitration

Janet gave me a brown eyed delight

brown eyed delight by Brown eyed monster September 2, 2015

brown crepe 

when you fart and it bounces between your fatty cheeks

Man your massive brown crepe just made me barf a little bit in my mouth.

brown crepe by aragorn23 October 1, 2015

Brown hippies 

Filthy hippies generally found in Northern California or on weed farms. Referred to as "brown hippies" for their overall general shade of brown from head to toe due to being covered in dirt and not bathing or doing laundry.

A car load of brown hippies came to town today, they smelled like a turd covered in burnt hair!

Brown hippies by l Hate Canada October 9, 2015