Bedford

A rather small school in Michigan that is ran by teachers that don’t give a crap about anything, and expect you to know everything. Kids also do crack in the bathrooms and you get mugged in the bathrooms quite a lot (speaking from experience)

John: Bro did you hear about Bedford?
Joe: Yeah, it was Fight Week Pt. 2 last week
John: Yeah! (11/4-11/8/19)

by Bystander-pineapple November 12, 2019

Bedsheet fuck

When a big black bralic guy named requis is skull fucking you through a bedsheet.

When I got flashed in cod it was like a bedsheet fuck

by Duchwbf November 21, 2019

Bedoyar

The person who has the best photos ever you seen is called bedoyar. And also used instead of cool asf

-Denis has some very nice photos.
*Yeah because he/she/they is bedoyar

by pastasufi November 23, 2021

bedtime porn

ASMR ( listening to it before/while sleeping)

ASMR is bedtime porn

by 035173 November 29, 2021

loaf bedazzlement

When one defecates into a glass display case containing precious metals or gemstones. When the Loaf rolls down into the case and comes to rest, jewelry sticks to, resulting in Loaf Bedazzlement.

"Wow, Keith took a dump in that case of diamonds. I didn't know he was into Loaf Bedazzlement!"

by Misterpowercups March 17, 2010

minecraft bedwars fireball spammer

someone who gets no bitches at all they get more guy then bitches

im a minecraft bedwars fireball spammer. other guy what?
well it means i suck at minecrft and im gay

by yourslimeyentertainer April 1, 2022

Bartender in the bedroom

A sentence people use to describe there ruff drunk sex with the bartender they just met at the bar.

Wise old man: So what did you do last night

Crazy Trash: Oh I just had the Bartender in the bedroom
Wise old man: You should not be doing that young one. Now get back in the trunk

by Ilikeyankingyochain99 October 8, 2011