Hybrid Fart

The fart you have after rooming with a gay or bisexual male, your butthole got stretched open by the anal sex and now having no noise when farting.

Billy : Hey i cant wait for the New York Field trip, dude!
Tim : only down side is, we have to room with Andrew, by morning ill be putting off hybrid farts!

by WoodyIsDaSex May 2, 2010

hammster farts

After the 1 a.m. consumption of delicious home-made guacamole, one will produce persistent and pungent farts the following day, reminiscent of the one and only D.S. Hamm.

"I've got the hammster farts, I ate too much guac last night"

by kelamaroo September 30, 2008

Fart Lagg*

When someone releases a deadly one and the effect is delayed until they walk away. Also known as SBD.

"We just had some fart lagg* up in here!"

"Man, I think Jill just ripped one 'cause im getting some fart lagg*"

by LightGenitals December 19, 2008

fart wind

A dirty wind of farts. Lighting a match at it may cause serious fire disasters.

If there is ever a fart wind coming from somewhere gassy like a manure factory or Wario, DO NOT LIGHT A MATCH!

by Lucas_JWF January 11, 2009

fart constipation

When u need to fart and it just doesn't happen !

I really need to fart but it's not happening I think I have fart constipation

by Jesslaffo September 28, 2014

fart bandit

Someone who enjoys stealing your farts

That fuckin' wierdo Jessie is coming over again, and hes such a fart bandit. Really tries to bury his nose in the backdoor and take em all in secretly.

by onebitchnigga October 17, 2014

Fart Symphony

Expecting to take a shit but ending up farting intensely into the toilet.

The fart symphony I had was almost as relieving as an actual shit.

by Ketem December 14, 2014