Bologna Sandwich

A Puerto Rican hermaphrodite standing in between two caucassian males.

Juan is the middle of a sexy bologna sandwich.

by kungfumelissa July 15, 2018

Hot Haim Sandwich

A sandwich, that goes well with a piece of coffee

Friend 1:Wanna go to the diner, and get a Hot Haim Sandwich?
Friend 2: Hell Yeah

by piss tendon September 25, 2022

Hotdog sandwich ears

When you overhear part of a conversation severely incorrectly.

Guy: did you just say you want to fuck my mom!?
Other guy: no, I said we’re going to the mall…
Guy: oh sorry, hotdog sandwich ears.

by ShleeBo May 13, 2023

Sentient sandwich

A sex act where two asses, usually those of two women, are pressed together between someone's head, usually a guy.

Jill and Zoe made me a sentient sandwich today!

by Ekker December 28, 2022

eating a sandwich

The act of eating a sandwich.

"Hey, what are you eating for lunch?"
"Today for lunch, I'm eating a sandwich."

by noahnknows March 14, 2024

Smashman Sandwich

A maneuver that typically involves two guys in a fight in a bathroom, the larger individual will pick up the smaller, unknowingly walk backwards into the victim behind them, and smash the victim’s head into the bathroom wall with all of the force they possibly can exert.

mom: why do you look like you just got out of a fight?
son: i got smashman sandwiched, im having a WONDERFUL DAY I FUCKING LOVE SCHOOL.

by r_godwinmadlibfan August 28, 2024

one and half sandwiches

The act of making a sandwich to a fraction. To suffice yours and possibly another's hunger.

"Hey teagan you hungry bro??? Yo you should make one and half sandwiches and give me half!!"

by johnnyformo October 28, 2013