Potato King

A amazing friend, I love him so much <3

Potato King looks hot today

by anonymous May 19, 2021

Potato

A potato is a little brown plant that comes from the ground. It is eatable and delicious. A potato a day keep all the bad people away. Potatoes are the only perfect food.

I love me some potatoes

by Idoit&shame June 30, 2018

Potato

When you shoot somebody 10 times in call of duty but for some reason none of them hit.

Bro that was some fucking potato!

by im not feeling it November 10, 2018

Couch Potato-ness

The act of sitting on the couch and being in such a state that even theories regarding cosmology and engaging pastimes, such as fencing, lose their appeal in lieu of induced TV coma, abnormal snacking and fantastically long power naps.

Justin rather enjoys his couch potato-ness, but only on the weekends.

by Webes00 July 23, 2010

Potato Potat Tater V

The rival and complete opposite of Cornell Cornelius Cornbob in the Cornverse. Nothing much is known about this strange man...

I heard that Potato Potat Tater V burns the corn we are provided with!

by Cornell_Cornelius_Cornbob September 27, 2022

Potato

Someone who is dull, unimaginative, and useless. Usually found thriving in other people’s dirt and is a busybody.

Angela is the biggest potato I know.

by MaryTurderQueenofFarts June 30, 2023

potato

1: a WAY too overused word

2: a usually circular golden-brown to light yellow coloured ball which can be mashed, baked, etc

guy 1: hey when are we going,
guy 2: POTATO
guy 1: k

guy 1: mashed, baked or jacket?
guy 2: BISH I SAID TOMATO

by mynamejayff July 7, 2017