pre sesh poo

A poo taken a couple of hours before a sesh to 'clense' your body

Yeah mate, just taking my pre sesh poo and il be on my way

by Tadiarrrrrrrr January 25, 2017

Poo Poo Kachoo

Similar to Oh man. The term Poo poo kachoo is used to express frustration about something. I wish we didn't have to clean up the whole house, Poo poo kachoo.

Oh man -interjection. Used to express anger or displeasure about something that happened. Oh man, I wish we didn't have to clean up the whole house. Wiktionary. Used to express excitement or enthusiasm.

I wish we didn't have to clean up the whole house, Poo poo kachoo.

by ZertaT November 30, 2024

Poo hand

When you pick up your dog's poo while out walking it and afterwards feel like you have poo on your hand even though you never touched the poo

Oh my god! My face is itchy but I can't scratch it because I've got poo hand.

by Thedogwalker1234 April 04, 2016

pirate ship poo

Kind of stool that you go "arrghhh" when pushing out but when you look in the toilet they are gone, disappeared, vanished in troubled waters...

- Who just destroyed the toilet?
- I did, soz.
- Dude, must've been terrible looking. You should've taken a photo of it and sent it to Guiness records.
- I didn't get a chance, was a pirate ship poo...

by gerryseeds August 08, 2018

Poo Crew

To leave human excrement in public and often inappropriate places.

A: Yeah when I found out she cheated on me I poo crewed her mother's bed

B: You did what??

A: Left a slimy great turd under her sheets

by Johann von Hosenschlange November 09, 2011

Poo-head

A poo-head is an adjective used to describe "an annoying person" someone you dislike for a certain reason

Hey, why did you steal my pump Alex? You're such a poo-head

by RentalWaffle January 28, 2020

Frannie Poo Bear

The one and only Fran ! SO sweet but damn he pines too much. He is so worthy of such a title! Known for his good looks and the ability to pull women left and right.

Person A : "Who even Fran?"
Person B : "Oh, you mean Frannie Poo Bear? He's the sexiest bitch out there!"

by leafblowerforhead February 01, 2022