amish butter churn

Pour hot butter all over a dildo, then turn out all the electricity, sneak into a girls room and plunge the dildo in and out of a girls vagina like you are churning butter.

After drinking all night i went home, hit the circuit breaker, sprayed down King Dong with I Can't Believe It's Not Butter and gave her a good Amish Butter Churn.

by John Byrnes December 13, 2007

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peanut butter moustache

Describes the shit smear that one sometimes gets after eating another persons ass.

Stephanie had a full peanut butter moustache after she tossed my salad.

by Old Evil Bastard September 12, 2011

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doo doo butter

doo doo butter, plain and simple... a nice, steamy, pile of warmy milky SHIT... thats right... SHIT BITCH... go eat some yogurt before shit buddy drip drops aload... OF SHIT

Hello, would you like SHIT or doo doo butter on your muffin the glamorus afternoon?

by SHIT MUFFIN! March 15, 2004

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Chuckin' Fudge Butter

Verb... The act of taking a shit with a rather loose consistency, i.e. diarrhea,

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Ay yo son, hold your breath when you go to the bathroom, I just got done chuckin' fudge butter.

by Buddah Bless November 16, 2009

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peanut butter salad

when you smear peanut butter on yours or your partners asshole and let the dog lick it off while your having sex.

I have yet to tell my girlfriend the real reason I have peanut butter next to the bed. If she knew I was having a peanut butter salad every night she would be so jealous.

by never tried it for real January 17, 2011

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