Moore's Law 

A.K.A. Roy Moore's Law, is the observation that the number of pretty young under-aged honeypots in a crowded mall increases the chances of harassing, assaulting, and or raping some under-aged teenager as an approximate inverse proportion to the whole number of all teenaged girls present at the mall on any given afternoon.

Whoa, vile Roy was at the mall this afternoon and according to Moore's Law, Roy came home with a 14 year old girl, took her to his bedroom and made her feel his Johnson through his underwear before she cried to go home - what a fucking repugnant pedophile.

Moore's Law by keyline26 December 12, 2017

Murphy's Law 

Murphy's Law states that any female who has been blessed with the last name Murphy is considered to be attractive. This law holds true for all Murphy's.

Dude did you see that chick? I bet she is a murphy because thats a smoke. Murphy's law has once again been proven.

Murphy's Law by BigSillyWilly222 February 9, 2018

Cousin Davey's Law

As an online discussion about gun control grows longer, the probability that a Republican will mention crime in Chicago approaches 1. When this occurs, the Republican has lost the argument.

Assault weapons must be banned.
They are banned in Chicago. How is that working out for you Dems. - Cousin Davey
You just lost the argument under Cousin Davey's Law.

Cousin Davey's Law by idyt May 15, 2018

Cencorme's Law 

Similar to Godwin's Law, as an online discussion grows longer, the probability of the discussion descending into ad hominem attacks and nonsense fuelled by apparent hatred or dislike of someone's comment approaches .

That is, if an online discussion (regardless of topic or scope) goes on long enough, sooner or later someone will begin making insults or start yelling about Hillary Clinton/Trump/Russia/shills or similar in order to distract and lead to forum-slide.

Coined on reddit in 2018 and named after a reddit user with the same name, Cencorme's Law originally referred specifically to subreddit discussions. It is now applied to any threaded online discussion, such as Internet forums, chat rooms, and comment threads, as well as to speeches, articles, and other rhetoric occurs.

When such an event occurs, the person guilty of invoking Cencorme's Law has effectively forfeited the argument.

redditor a: "I really disliked EA's latest game release"

redditor b: "Blame the Trump and Russians for that. They worked together to influence the developers..."

redditor a: "Classic case of Cencorme's Law"

Cencorme's Law by GrimPeeper May 20, 2018

Bic's Law

Bic's Law states that 1.) No matter how many lighters you buy, there will always be times of abundant lighters, and there will always be times of no lighters.
2.) There will always be a lighter when you are in need
3.) If there are no lighters to be found ask the person on your right again.

Right before we found a lighter We recalled Bic's Law. We had a laugh, forgot about it and then found the lighter on the table.

Bic's Law by JINB May 26, 2018

Gudrun's Law 

The answer to any news article title with a question mark is no

A: So, I just saw this article titled"Does lemon juice cure cancer ?"

B: No, Gudrun's law

Gudrun's Law by Gbit July 13, 2018

Murphy's Law of "Junk" 

"You can hold onto something for decades, and neither you nor anyone else will ever have a use for it, but then just as soon as you throw it out, either you will suddenly need it for something, or --- even more 'painful' --- **someone else** will come to you and humbly ask, 'Do you happen to have an extra ___?'" Rrrrrggggghhhhh----!!!

I'd had a couple of old 55-gallon oil-drums stashed in da garage for da past thirty years --- my grampa had given 'em to me when he and Gram were downsizing to move into an assisted-living apartment --- and they'd just sat there and gathered dust in da corner all that time. But then just two days --- TWO STINKIN' DAYS!! --- after I'd sent 'em to da crusher for recycling, a low-income neighbor dropped by and asked me if he could have them to use as burn-barrels --- guess dat was a classic case of Murphy's Law of "Junk" at work!!

Murphy's Law of "Junk" by QuacksO July 24, 2018