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rim job

The act of treating a coffee cup, belonging to someone other than yourself, to a swipe of the dick around the rim, both sides. This makes the act of drinking from the cup like putting your cock in the coffee drinker's mouth.
Rector told me to get him another cup of coffee. I ain't his bitch, so I gave it a rim job.
by message_tied_to_a_brick July 26, 2004
mugGet the rim jobmug.

summer job

The description of an extremely sucky, lame person. A summer job can easily kill the mood of any cool situation simply with their presence.
That dude Jeff just got here, it's about to get real lame. He's a total summer job
by drewboy2 January 20, 2009
mugGet the summer jobmug.

skin job

The sexual act of gouche rubbing set at a grueling pace. A variation of the scissor, often used by lesbians. See scissor and gouche for further detail
My gouche is so chaffed from that skin job last night.
by BobbyRobertss March 12, 2009
mugGet the skin jobmug.

Beak Job

The worst style of hand job given by a girl who looks like Mr. Ed to four friends. The style of the hand job is the fingers going down facing the body in a motion that resembles the beak of a bird.
Damn, Caitlin gives a mean beak job, unfortunately she also did it to three of my friends.
by BEAKJOB August 17, 2010
mugGet the Beak Jobmug.

knob job

he went to the doctors for a knob job

"OMG, i got a small knob, i need a knob job"
by knobbly July 17, 2006
mugGet the knob jobmug.

roof job

the act of giving a guy head who is uncircumcised and ripping the foreskin off with your teeth
lindsay did the roof job on me and i screamed like a little bitch
by The king Friday April 20, 2014
mugGet the roof jobmug.

Strap-Job

Noun:

When someone gives a blow-job to someone who is wearing a strap-on, usually given to females because they don't got a D!
-I saw Garrett give Sydney a strap-job on the bus.The shame...
by Big Saxy October 20, 2014
mugGet the Strap-Jobmug.

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